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10th April 2009

Photo reblogged from BONER PARTY!!! with 135 notes

bonerparty: i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there. she should be a poster girl from the Eat A Cheesburger Foundation because i like a girl with some meat on her. and this? this is like, pinnacle. oh man. this is like a human Six Flags. i’m not sure i want to ride first. oh you wouldn’t? oh you’re “too good”? sorry dude i’ll get back to posting Ms Sadness McPoutface tomorrow. obviously you don’t know how to live and are still hung up on the fact “Vice sucked once Gavin left” or some shit. jesus, son. get out there. take her to Waffle House and buy her a milkshake on that first date. no-one gives a shit about your fucking loft and what kind of onitsuka tigers you’re wearing. nobody. plus: one day you’ll be 75 and unable to get a boner. and you’ll see a girl like this walk by and you’ll go “man, i wish i’d done as many of those kinds of girls as possible”. this LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE LIVED. don’t get hung up on the Wokano waitress just because she has bangs and glasses. gotta catch ‘em all, bro. its like Pokemon. (photo via someone on snuh) I love you, man ;-)

bonerparty:

i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there.

she should be a poster girl from the Eat A Cheesburger Foundation because i like a girl with some meat on her. and this? this is like, pinnacle. oh man. this is like a human Six Flags. i’m not sure i want to ride first.

oh you wouldn’t? oh you’re “too good”? sorry dude i’ll get back to posting Ms Sadness McPoutface tomorrow. obviously you don’t know how to live and are still hung up on the fact “Vice sucked once Gavin left” or some shit. jesus, son. get out there. take her to Waffle House and buy her a milkshake on that first date. no-one gives a shit about your fucking loft and what kind of onitsuka tigers you’re wearing. nobody.

plus: one day you’ll be 75 and unable to get a boner. and you’ll see a girl like this walk by and you’ll go “man, i wish i’d done as many of those kinds of girls as possible”. this LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE LIVED. don’t get hung up on the Wokano waitress just because she has bangs and glasses.

gotta catch ‘em all, bro. its like Pokemon.

(photo via someone on snuh)

I love you, man ;-)

  1. laurakelly00 reblogged this from alexxxmarie and added:
    the commentary on this photo is cracking me up, lol
  2. alexxxmarie reblogged this from bathroomwindow and added:
    Hahaha! Gotta catch `em all, bro. It’s like Pokemon! Ahaha! I laughed so hard. She does look good fat, but she’s making...
  3. golefttogoright reblogged this from bathroomwindow and added:
    WTF HAPPENED TO HER?!:-&
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  6. yadda-yadda-yadda reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    I love you, man ;-)
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  9. classics reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there....
  10. hellotomorrow reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    pokemon comment at the end. hahaha.
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  12. sarahfrank reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    gentlemen over at boner party.
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  14. doghousebooya reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    I just want to second everything Boner Party says about the newly curvaceous Jessica Simpson. That’s not obesity, that’s...
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  19. phej reblogged this from dears and added:
    LOL - for some weird reason, I like this. A lot.
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  21. itsnotovertonight reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    I really have no words for that picture.
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  25. allisfleeting reblogged this from soulgarden and added:
    she started living.
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  27. grapedrinkseventy reblogged this from livesophia and added:
    looks pretty damn good…better than she used to.
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  29. tinted reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    2009 = change, indeed. And hahahaha @ when I’m 75.
  30. xx2 reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I don’t care what none of ya’ll say, I still love her.
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  33. robdizzle reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    haha that last line was
  34. robotlove reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    i like onitsuka tigers shoes and Pokemon…that’s the only reason why i’m rebloggin this.
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  36. lisaahh reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Love it. bonerparty:
  37. bunch reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    This is me giving a golf clap.
  38. soupsoup reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    Ned’s great American boner novel right there.
  39. bestinlife reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    I haven’t lawled
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  41. dysdaimon reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    amen? no, but really,...skinny jessica simpson..
  42. livesophia reblogged this from bonerparty and added:
    Eat-a-Cheesburger...Sorry dude, I’ll...possible.” This
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